Cock roach's day out :-)

So today morning I thought lets go down & relish on some fresh Idli chutney for breakfast. When I went down, I saw some dead bodies lying all over the place...
Okaaayy...relax..all I meant was some dead roaches... dead crushed cockroaches.. So anyway, I ignored all that & headed towards the "Idli wala" & to my surprise, I saw even him fighting with those damn cockroaches.. In fact, every one around me were busy stamping their foot on d ground..for a moment it all looked like a "Flash Mob" to me... So anyway, after all that foot stomping and chappal throwing, I decided NOT to eat from there coz I saw some un-cooked roach wing floating on the chutney & it was not listed on the menu..!!

After coming back home empty handed & with empty stomach, I had a cup of tea and Parle G(that's all I had left). But to satisfy my urge to find out WHY so many cockroaches were out on the streets, I looked it up on the internet & THIS is what I found!!!

It seems during summer, especially around the time when  monsoon is expected any time soon, the temperature goes really really high for some time during mornings & that heats up all the water flowing in our city's gutter. So because of all these severe climatic changes, the cockroaches, who are having a good time down stairs with their friends & families, could not bear the heat(natural sauna) & decides to come out and get some fresh air.
Imagine how we could relate this to a zombie attack..."A city under attack...by Cockroaches"..ha ha ha..

To my surprise, I even read in the newspapers this morning that a cockroach was found in a Paratha in Atria Mall. Similarly, another cock roach was found in a Veg.Biryani served on a Mumbai-Goa train. Could it be that the poor cockroach was planning to go stay at his cousin in Goa for some time, took a train too but never made it?

Anyway, I'm leaving you'll with that thought. Until next week, stay healthy, stay safe & stay clean...
Peace

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  1. AnonymousFriday, 05 July, 2013

    Hilarious :-)!!

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  2. Seo HackerSaturday, 11 April, 2020

    this is really nice to read..informative post is very good to read..thanks a lot! Fafa855

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